Okay, first the priorities. I went with the bourbon. A nice dollop of Makers Mark by my side.

Just hit refresh periodically.

Missed the first 10 minutes of the prelims as I had to drive back and got caught in a t-storm. Crap if ESPN isn’t doing it’s damnedist to suck the life out of this right away. Everyone is earnest and serious about it.

Jeez, Dick Vitale shouting from a camera in Tampa with some god-awful red curtain behind him. Dan Patrick really needs someone to crack some jokes for him. He looks like he wants to say something, but there is no one to help him. Maybe they can check in with Olbermann over at his MSBC show.

Hmm.Celtics are trading with the ‘Blazers.

Just to let you know my biases. I’m a Sixers fan. Living in Cleveland, I feel bad for the Cavs and their history. I would actually like to see them succeed with LeBron James.

7:23: Okay, J.J. Redick interview. “How have you dealt with the DUI?” Answer: “I hired a lawyer.” Now that’s the way to respond. Sorry, with the back injury, I guess the only thing I can think is that he’s just a pedigreed Luke Jackson.

7:26: I don’t really care about the Rudy Gay interview, but really ESPN needs to pan to all the tables to spot the hot girlfriends, wives and escorts of the “invited” draft prospects.

7:30: Adam Morrison ad for an EA NBA game encourages people to weep openly. I think I now dislike him more than Redick.

7:33: David Stern managed to work a plug for the WNBA in his introduction. Jeez, talk about flogging a dead horse. Toronto is on the clock.

7:38: Toronto takes the Italian as everyone knew they would. How many Benetton stores are left in the US. So that’s the new hat from Adidas. Curious how some of the others will look.

7:44: Chicago is trading the #2 pick LaMarcus Aldrige (Texas) and somebody for the Blazers #4 pick and a 2nd round pick next year. Only the Blazers could be this active in this flat of a draft without any real “must take” picks.

7:50: The Bobcats do go with Adam Morrison. No one thought MJ would dare take a white guy who doesn’t play defense. Maybe he doesn’t have as much influence over the picks as was reported.

7:55: Portland (for Chicago) take Tyrus Thomas. Jay Bilas is trying to avoid using the term “long” any more. Choosing “freakish” as his key word of the night.

7:59: Atlanta on the clock with Pitt great Billy Knight in charge. The reports are Sheldon Williams. Crap. It is.

You want to see the Pitt guys do well, but Knight is one of many GM jokes in the NBA. He’s not helping disprove the case. Picks a guy who is maybe a 12-15 pick at best.

What a shock that Vitale loves a Duke player. Go figure.

8:05: The less said about Stuart Scott interviewing the guys after they have been drafted, the better.

How has Brandon Roy slipped this far already?

8:09: Minnesota take Roy. A big whiff by the Hawks, and a great pick for the Timberwolves.

8:17: Celtics suck! But they are picking for the Blazers who apparently hoped to get Roy here. Shocking that the Blazers effed up their projections.

(Dang, did anyone see the watch on Rudy Gay? Someone raided the Liberace museum.)

Randy Foye from Villanova gets picked. Eh. Seems to be getting way too much credit. Just not that wild about him. Especially the way everyone keeps bringing up Wade. He’s no Wade. He’s not even a poor man’s Wade.

8:20: T-storms in the area are continuing. Power has been knocked out twice.

8:22: Houston is apparently trading the pick at #8 — Rudy Gay — to Memphis for Shane Battier. It’s official, Jerry West is just plain desparate to try and win outside of LA. I suppose you could argue Gay has just always been eyeing the NBA all this time and that effected his college game. Or he could just be another Darius Miles type.

8:27: Everyone is blasting Houston for the apparent deal. Either I’m an idiot or Steven A. Smith. I like my chances.

8:30: Golden State takes Patrick O’Bryant as expected. I don’t think I can say anything here that won’t sound bitter. Of course, Chris Mullins has been doing such a great job at drafting. Continuing the Warrior tradition.

8:34: Portland apparently had to make a deal with Minnesota to get Roy. The team sucks, and they are trading even more of the future for now? Wow.

8:38: Seattle reaches for a HS/foreign Center from Senegal — Sene. The last HS project Center from Senegal drafted was DeSagna Diop by Cleveland. That worked out well… for Dallas. He’s the type of player that may eventually succeed with another team. It’s why teams wanted the age limit imposed. Too many of the HS players took so long to develop and eventually needed to go elsewhere to thrive.

8:44: Magic go with the pretentious Dukie, Redick. This means Vitale will be brought in to rave about him. Yep. Not even a doubt. Not that I’m actually listening.

He can’t create his own shot. He’s going to be a poor man’s Steve Kerr (at best).

Hell, Jay Bilas in defending him said he’d be better than Trajon Langdon (picked 11th by Cleveland — unknown if he’s even playing anywhere in the NBA or NBDL). Talk about damning with faint praise.

8:50: Hornets of wherever picks Hilton Armstrong. 4th Center picked. Think Aaron Gray isn’t starting to have just a twinge of doubts about his choice? I’m not complaining. I’m just typing.

8:57: Philly picks some guys with corn rows from Switzerland. I’m not even going to try and type that. Um, okay, Katz is reporting that the pick will be traded to Chicago and Philly will pick at 16.

I hope they trade Iverson for future picks. It’s the only way they can even come close to getting value. Potential chances over whatever scrubs they would end up with.

They horribly teased us by announcing the Blazers-Celtics trade first. Telfair and Ratliff w. 2nd round 2008 pick for Foye, Dickau and LaFrentz.

9:00: David Stern does his best to try and loosen up the ESPN crew. Utah picks Ronnie Brewer (Arkansas). That’s a nice shade of blue for his suit.

Bilas makes his first “length” comment of the night with regards to Brewer.

9:05: Commish make its official for the Minnesota-Blazers trade.

The Hornets of somewhere takes Cedric Simmons of NC State. Guess it worked out for him that Sendek left for ASU.

9:10: Chicago picking for Philly. Rodney Carney (Memphis). Crap. Hate this pick for Philly. Just not a fan for Philly. The fit is wrong.

By the way, I switched to Jim Beam about 40 minutes ago.

9:21: Indiana takes Shawne Williams (Memphis) who wasn’t even invited to MSG tonight. Can we now start questioning Larry Bird’s draft accumen?

The ESPN crew is asking lots of questions about why Marcus Williams hasn’t been drafted. I have to let Bill Simmons sum it up:

Unfortunately, he has a few things working against him: the incredible laptop scandal (Red Flag No. 1); UConn’s stunning exit in the NCAAs (Red Flag No. 2); the whole “I have no problem being overweight and out-of-shape for these pre-draft workouts” (Red Flag No. 3); major questions about his outside shot (Red Flag No. 4); his defensive ability (Red Flag No. 5); and his attitude (Red Flag No. 6). In other words, just call him Six Flags.

All that’s missing is a DUI or marijuana bust.

9:23: Wiz pick some Ukaraine player called Pecherov. A chance for most of the crew to just kind of pretend they know something about him when they clearly don’t.

9:30: Sacremento grab Quincy Douby from Rutgers. Not there, and didn’t spring out of the crowd. I like him a lot better than someone like Redick. Went a little higher than expected.

9:35: Excitement time at #20. The Knicks are finally picking. The crowd is now loud. The mere mention fo Isiah Thomas’ name elicited a cascade of boos. Party time.

Stern fully there to deadpan. Announces a trade first — the Philly-Chicago trade — Philly also gets a 2007 2nd round pick and cash.

Renaldo Balkman (South Carolina) is picked. Naturally, plenty of boos and the good news is Balkman wasn’t there. That would have been a reach at the end of the 1st. To say this pick was panned was being kind. The funny thing is, Isiah hasn’t actually sucked in drafts, but now…

9:43: Go Boston. Andy Katz syas Boston wants to get Rajon Rondo (Kentucky) with a deal with Phoenix. Rondo is a bad pick that will go no where.

And the Suns do indeed pick Rondo. Anything that will help keep the Celtics down, and Rondo will. A workout stud, but a brick shooter as a player. Heh.

9:48: The Nets grab Marcus Williams as the heir apparent for Jason Kidd. That couldn’t work out better for Williams for his future. Knicks fans are ready to slash their wrists.

9:52: Nets have this pick as well. Wow. They pick Josh Boone. Same team and back-to-back UConn players. He had been rumored to be promised by the Knicks at #29. 2 years ago I wouldn’t have argued. Now, I just question his desire and interest.

For the record, I’ve switched to Yuengling Lager at this time.

9:57: Memphis grabs Kyle Lowry (Villanova). This is a good pick. He’s got energy, scraps and has talent.

10:03: Okay, time to see what Cleveland can do with this pick. They need a point guard (Jordan Farmar — UCLA). Ideally, someone who can help right away, but at a minimum someone who can start within a year or two. Or do they go with a power forward/center? Someone like Paul Davis. Depends in part with what they think they can get in the 2nd.

The pundits talk about shooting. Yeah, but, they really need defense as well. Damon Jones, Donyell Marshall could rebound this season. As might Larry Hughes so there are issues.

Instead they pick SG Shannon Brown (Michigan State). I don’t like the pick. He has top flight talent. I have real doubts about his “motor.” He’s reckless and careless at times. At least with his teammate, Paul Davis (who also would have motor issues) he would provide size and depth up front.

10:10: The Lakers grab the local kid Jordan Farmar. He will work with the Lakers since all he has to do is pass to Kobe.

10:17: The Suns pick again. A trade apparently with — of course — the Blazers for cash?? to pick a Spaniard. Point Guard Sergio “Spanish Chocolate” Rodriguez.

Trailblazers = deck chairs + Titantic.

10:21: The Dallas Mavericks — a favorite for Pittsburgh area fans by virtue of Mark Cuban — go with Maurice Ager (Mich. St.) at #28. No solid opinion other than to rip on MSU for underachieving like UConn by having multiple 1st round picks and doing so poorly in college. Actually, I’d say MSU was worse. At least UConn waited until the NCAA Tournament to underachieve.

10:22: Knicks time again. Wheee. I’m betting on solid 2nd rounders Curtis Stinson (Iowa St.) or Pittsnogle from WVU just to send people into riot mode.

10:25: Stern looked like he was announcing a death. Close. Mardy Collins from Temple. Okay, a little unfair. He doesn’t suck. He actually plays defense — not surprising playing for Temple and John Chaney. Of course, the amount of time he’ll see on the court is a big question.

10:29: Portland is on the clock, officially, but I have no clue if it is actually their pick.

10:32: At #30, (I think) Portland picks Joel Freeland out of England. Whatever. Apparently he’s pasty and tall.

Now it’s time for the second round and it really moves quickly. Portland picks again to start it.

10:35: Russ Granik takes over for his final call of the 2nd round. Yippee.

Please shoot Dick Vitale. Or at least sever his vocal cords. Please. How unfair is it that Myron Cope can’t call games any longer but Vitale can.
10:39: Portland picks — oh, like I need to even make the Jailblazer crack with a Thuggins kid — James White from Cinci.

10:43: Houston takes Novak out of Marquette. Eh. He has no defense and I question his ability to generate his own shot. He took a lot of his high% shots off of catch and shoots. The Rockets are my sister’s adopted team since she went moved down there years ago.

10:45: Hawks and Knight get Solomon Jones of USF. Hey, three Conference USA Big East players taken in a row.

The commercials are really starting now.

10:50: The Clippers are picking, and widespread snickering is lacking. That’s just wrong.

Paul Davis (Mich. St.) is snagged. This actually looks like a good value pick to back-up Kaman.

Rapters take P.J. Tucker from Texas. Bilas makes a “long” reference without saying it. Talks of his wingspan instead.

10:55: ESPN pundits are trying to deal with the more rapid picks by creating pithy one-liners like they will be quoted for a movie poster.

Craig Smith?? picked by the T-Wolves. I’m thinking Chevy Troutman just broke his hand hitting a wall in furstration with seeing that. Especially the way he dominated him. Smith is a good player, but you would have a hard time convincing me that Troutman isn’t better.

11:01: Billy Knight interview pretends that they hadn’t promised that they would pick Sheldon Williams even though every news outlet reported it for the last week. Billy, Billy, Billy.

11:07: Seattle grabbed Denham Brown at #40. Another UConn player is about the only thing worth noting.

Cleveland at #42 takes Daniel Gibson out of Texas. He’s a guard with talent and questionable as to whether he’s a point or shooting guard — not to mention whether he should have returned to Texas for another season. He’s got potential, but he is a bad pick for Cleveland. They don’t need a guy with potential. If they were going to take a guard who can shoot from outside, they would have been better served with someone like Mike Gansey. Someone with range and already knows his range and is more defined in ability and role. Mistake.

11:20: Right now the slider seems to be Guillermo Diaz, Shooting Guard out of Miami. He was thought to go late in the 1st.

Hey, a Jew gets drafted. Lior Eliyahu out of Israel gets taken by Orlando at #44. He still has his Army obligation so there is a question whether he’ll ever play. The last Jewish player in the NBA, Danny Schayes. Steven A. Smith was exceptionally quiet. I’m sure it was mostly because he knew nothing about him.

11:27: I guess it could be worse. Jim Belushi could be providing color commentary.

Denver apparently can’t get enough of players with knee issues — Kenyon Martin, Marcus Camby — and now Leon Powe (Cal).

The James White era in Portland is already over. He got shipped to Inidana.

11:34: Unlike the NFL draft they don’t even bother with a little sound effect to let you know a draft pick has been made. While I’ve been ignoring the commercials, there were several picks. Once you see who they were, though, I guess ntohing was missed.

Eliyahou goes from Miami to Houston in a trade for cash. Since my sister is already married, that’s kind of moot.

Diaz out of Miami gets picked finally at #52 to the Clippers.

Who even cares that the Trailblazers move another player for a 2nd rounder. Well, Portland looks to dominate the 2nd round in 2007.

11:43: Almost over.

At #53 Yotam Halperin out of Israel gets taken by Seattle. 2 Israelis in the 2nd round. An interesting showing.

Cleveland has the 55th pick and takes some guy from Nigeria. Uh, yeah. Great. Taj Gray from Oklahoma, a small forward was still there. As was Gansey, though that would have been overkill at this point for SG. Not to mention Brandon Bowman (Georgetown) at SF sitting there. Wasted pick.

11:52: No, Carl Krauser will not be drafted tonight. Hopefully, very soon we will hear about a team signing him to a free agent deal.

The end of the draft is populated by Eurotrash picks.