On his ESPN.com blog, Bruce Feldman has been passing some of the downtime by compiling some of his favorite college t-shirts (Insider Subs.).

I searched for the most clever — and the added bonus of biting humor helped. But some rules applied: it had to be clean enough for me to run here and unique to the school or its rival. There are plenty of witty “seven things you’d never hear a (college x) fan say,” or “a good (logo of our team), bad (logo of one of our rivals) and an ugly (caricature of one of our rivals’ coaches),” but my reasoning was, if it was part of some cottage industry where you could just substitute any school in, it wasn’t making the cut.

His top 3 were: Catholics vs. Convicts, Fat Phil Loves to Squeal and Ron Zook For Frat House President.

He comes back to the topic again today with a couple others while going into his mailbag.

Two others that I was tempted to use for that list: “The Rich Brooks Farewell Tour” (which listed the 2005 Kentucky schedule) and “I can’t Hackett” (created by the Pittsburgh fans in regards to their former coach Paul Hackett, although I think that one probably would’ve been a big seller in Los Angeles a few years back too.)

[Emphasis added.]

Very occasional poster, now just with the random comment to complain about what I write, Lee, still takes great pride in the fact that he was part of the group in Tower C to hang Christmas lights to spell out “Fire Hackett” from their windows.