If I actually thought this to be close to credible, I’d be really annoyed (via Cracked Sidewalks).

The 30th Anniversary of the “dunk ban” being lifted from college basketball will be celebrated during the 2006-07 season. In honor of the 30th Anniversary Dunkadelic Inc. constructed the All-Time Dunkadelic Teams for the ACC, Big 10, Big 12, Big East, PAC 10, SEC, combination of the mid-major conferences, and high school phenom teams. The players were selected to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd teams with an All-Dunkadelic Team MVP for each of the 8 All-Time teams. The 8 All-Time Teams were ranked from 1-8 based on the overall team of 15 dunkers.
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Big East All-Time Dunkadelic First Team:
Patrick Ewing (Georgetown), Darrell “Dr. Dunkenstein” Griffith (Louisville), Kenyon Martin (Cincinnati), Dwyane Wade (Marquette), James White (Cincinnati)

Big East All-Time Dunkadelic Second Team:
Carmelo Anthony (Syracuse), Allen Iverson (Georgetown), Melvin Levett (Cincinnati), Alonzo Mourning (Georgetown), Orlando Woolridge (Notre Dame)

Big East All-Time Dunkadelic Third Team:
Willie Glass (St. Johns), Conrad McRae (Syracuse), Ruben Patterson (Cincinnati), Stephen Thompson (Syracuse), Hakim Warrick (Syracuse), Willie Glass (St Johns)

The Big East All-Time Dunkadelic Team MVP is Dwyane Wade, runner-up Darrell “Dr. Dunkenstein” Griffith, and 3rd place Patrick Ewing

Just because Marquette, Louisville, and Cinci are now in the Big East does not mean their past greats from before joining the Big East should ever be included in all-time Big East teams. Not to mention the absolute insanity to not have Jerome Lane anywhere to be seen betrays the ignorance of this.

Still, this is just a useless press release from an unknown company that is in a minor trademark dispute with Reebok for the last few years while trying to find anyone to sell his gear.

(Good grief, I’m scraping for content now.)